1 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:23,320 Mom? Uh -huh? Want to talk to me about something? 2 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:25,220 Yeah. 3 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:27,160 Something really weird is going on. 4 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,480 Okay. What's wrong? With dad. 5 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,440 Oh. With the whole sleepwalking thing? Yeah. 6 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:39,320 I was kind of figuring that he was staying in the bedroom. He's not staying 7 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:40,320 the bedroom. No. 8 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,020 No. Every morning. 9 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:46,460 Like, every morning when I am getting ready for school, you know, I, like, 10 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:47,640 shower before I get to school. 11 00:00:48,989 --> 00:00:54,110 He, like, comes into the bathroom and, like, just stands there. And it's really 12 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,110 weird. 13 00:00:55,770 --> 00:01:01,110 Well, he's sleepwalking, honey. He doesn't know what he's doing. So, I 14 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:02,470 think he even sees you. 15 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,729 You don't think so? 16 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:08,110 I don't think so. And the doctor also told me that I'm not supposed to be 17 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:09,110 him up or anything. 18 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:14,790 You just leave him alone and he does his thing and he eventually comes back to 19 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:16,150 the bedroom, falls asleep. 20 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:21,030 falls asleep, I don't know what you would call it, lays back down, and then 21 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:23,510 wakes up in the morning when he's ready to go to work. 22 00:01:24,090 --> 00:01:27,670 I don't know, it just makes me feel uncomfortable, you know? 23 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:32,070 Because I'm naked, and I'm too old for Dad to be seeing me naked. 24 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:38,370 Yeah, but he's sleepwalking, so you can't wake him up. Whatever you do, just 25 00:01:38,370 --> 00:01:39,370 don't wake him up. 26 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:44,570 Right. I mean, if you're shy about it, lock the door, I don't know. 27 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:46,070 But you should be good. 28 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,660 I mean, he's like a zombie, I guess. 29 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,560 I can't really see you. I guess so. 30 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:55,700 Okay. Okay. So just don't wake him up. 31 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,040 All right. It's bad. 32 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,160 Very, very bad. 33 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:02,560 Okay. All right. I'm going to get ready for work. All right. 34 00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:45,400 I wonder if I turn the shower on. 35 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,180 I can't wake him up. 36 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,240 It's so weird. 37 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,640 Oh no. 38 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:30,240 Again, here we go again. 39 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:28,060 I'm walking. 40 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,219 Your dad? 41 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,220 Yeah. 42 00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:40,700 What's he doing now? 43 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:47,580 I mean, Jesus Christ. He's... He's fucking 44 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,580 me, Mom. 45 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,640 He's fucking you? Yes. 46 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,360 Damn. He's fucking you? 47 00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:55,660 Yes. 48 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,960 Well, like when he sleeps walking? 49 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:04,500 Yes. And... And... Here's the kicker. Okay? Okay. 50 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,200 He's coming in me. 51 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,140 Okay, you're letting him come in you? 52 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,680 Well, what am I supposed to do? 53 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,560 Can't you tell when a man's about ready to come? 54 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,460 Mom. 55 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,780 Can't you tell when a man's about ready to come? Yes or no? 56 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,900 No. Yes, you know. You know. All right, yeah. You know. 57 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:33,860 Okay, so since your dad sleepwalked, and I thought I was giving him enough. I 58 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:34,860 mean, Jesus. 59 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,620 Fucking crazy. He's fucking you, too. 60 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,440 Yeah. I do him, like, three times a day. 61 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,660 Oh, my God. 62 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,500 How many times? 63 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:46,100 Like, once a day? Like, once a day. 64 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,560 Holy crap. 65 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:53,380 Well, you can tell when he's about ready to come. 66 00:16:54,360 --> 00:17:00,520 Okay? So, when he's about ready to come, just go ahead, jump off of him, 67 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,700 suck on him. 68 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:07,770 I don't know, just give him a hand job so he's just coming on you somewhere. I 69 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:14,210 don't know. But you'll be able to tell. He does this weird little, like, thing. 70 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,170 And you'll be able to. 71 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:17,510 Okay. 72 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:19,690 But you can't wake him up, remember? 73 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:22,530 I know, because of the heart and soul. 74 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:23,810 Yeah. 75 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,910 God, I can't believe he's actually doing it again. 76 00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:29,510 Three, four. 77 00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:32,590 I can't handle him. 78 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,080 Between the tennis. 79 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,380 You? 80 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,720 Wow. 81 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,940 Just don't let him come inside you, darling. 82 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,960 And don't wake him up. Okay. 83 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,440 Thank you. 84 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,570 we come. 85 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,280 I don't know 86 00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:33,970 Oh my god, this is so weird. 87 00:25:36,590 --> 00:25:37,890 This is so weird. 88 00:25:39,590 --> 00:25:42,490 Whatever, I'm not gonna think about it. I'm just gonna relax and watch TV. 89 00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:06,770 Ah, fuck it, Dad. 90 00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:08,670 I'm just gonna fuck you. 91 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,440 Oh, daddy. 92 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,840 Yeah. 93 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,799 Oh, Daddy. 94 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,680 Oh, please come, Daddy. 95 00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:26,120 Please. Oh. 96 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,300 Mmm.